This is a funny i got on one of my mailing list. (OneList: Strike A Poser) Its hilarious! Enjoy! Luv ya'all!!!!!!!!!
Justin Timberlake, Nick Carter, and Britney Spears
are sitting together in a train traveling through the
MidWest when the train enters a tunnel and the car
goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and
then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Britney
and Justin are sitting as if nothing had happened, and
Nick is holding his slapped face.
Nick is thinking, "Justin must have kissed Britney and
she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."
Britney is thinking, "Nick must have tried to kiss me,
accidentally kissed Justin, and got slapped for it."
And Justin is thinking, "This is great. The next time
the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another
kissing noise and hit that asshole Nick Carter again."