'N Sync: Good, Bad, Worse


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Good: Lance is looking better and better every day.
Bad: Your new foundation has disappeared.
Worse: You find it in Lance's bag.

Good: You got tickets for the next 'N SYNC show in town.
Bad: You don't get to see the entire show.
Worse: Because you've been escorted out for attempting to throw the screaming teenybopper off of the balcony.

Good: You find your lost *NSYNC CD.
Bad: You had to clean your room to find it.
Worse: When you open the case, a Britney Spears CD is inside instead.

Good: You see Lance while driving around Orlando.
Bad: He's not alone.
Worse: She's gorgeous.

Good: You pour your heart out to JC, and he listens intently.
Bad: Because he's asleep.
Worse: You discover he snores loudly.

Good: Britney Spears isn't opening for *NSYNC anymore.
Bad: But she's still touring with them.
Worse: To spend quality time with Justin.

Good: Lance asked you to be his girlfriend.
Bad: Teenyboppers hate you.
Worse: And they know where you live.

Good: You are related to a member of *NSYNC
Bad: You aren't your parents' real child, you are his long-lost sister.
Worse: Justin's your BROTHER.

Good: JC called you.
Bad: To tell you that he's put a restraining order on your sister.
Worse: Then he corrects himself, saying it's YOU with a restraining order.

Good: Chris confessed his love to you.
Bad: You wake up.
Worse: To find that you were sleeping in class and all your friends heard you talking in your sleep.

Good: *NSYNC is totally honest in an interview.
Bad: They are coming out of the closet.
Worse: Together.

Good: Lance used to be your next-door-neighbor.
Bad: He didn't like you then.
Worse: He doesn't like you now.

Good: JC wants a commitment.
Bad: Not from you.
Worse: From your best friend.

Good: You find the *NSYNC hotel room.
Bad: *NSYNC isn't there.
Worse: Bodyguards are.

Good: You get an autograph from Chris.
Bad: You can't read the message.
Worse: You lose the message before you get home.

Good: You dance with Lance.
Bad: To The Village People.
Worse: "Macho Man."

Good: JC dreams about you.
Bad: Yet he has never met you.
Worse: And he never will.

Good: Justin is staring at you.
Bad: Then he's pointing at you.
Worse: Then he's laughing hysterically.

Good: Joey really is smart.
Bad: Too smart for *NSYNC.
Worse: Thus, he quits to teach school.

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